Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
Are we still banned from the library?
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
last night I used snow as a chaser
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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