You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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