It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
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