I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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