i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
i need to put some appletini on your dick
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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