He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
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