why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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