scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
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