She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
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He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
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Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
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