The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
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i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
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I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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