ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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