just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
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