New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
I wish life had little blips of pornography
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
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