You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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