she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
Randomize