You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
Oh my god. Just had sex with this girl on the boardroom table at my work at midnight (win!) just realized I left the condom wrapper on the table (lose!)
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is wine microwaveable?
mondays should just be called national damage control day
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
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He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
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