butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
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