Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
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