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You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.

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(614): You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat. http://tfl.nu/8yi0

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He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie

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(502): He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie http://tfl.nu/8h9i

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ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol

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(914): ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol http://tfl.nu/wxs2

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just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.

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(713): just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american. http://tfl.nu/yild

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(407): View more from Florida

She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.

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(407): She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it. http://tfl.nu/q87n

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yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.

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you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you

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(707): yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her. (1-707): you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you http://tfl.nu/2wdi

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My cleaning lady broke my bubbler. It's awkward between us now.

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Why?

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Because she knows I do drugs and I know she's a clumsy bitch.

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(206): My cleaning lady broke my bubbler. It's awkward between us now. (415): Why? (206): Because she knows I do drugs and I know she's a clumsy bitch. http://tfl.nu/7w51

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I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent

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(410): I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent http://tfl.nu/8hat

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Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.

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(519): Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club. http://tfl.nu/af62

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SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.

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(773): SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS. http://tfl.nu/8a2r

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She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.

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(815): She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water. http://tfl.nu/94yr

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Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?

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You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.

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(519): Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia? (289): You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname. http://tfl.nu/fwap

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I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?

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(760): I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts? http://tfl.nu/drjd

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Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.

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(505): Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood. http://tfl.nu/7ohn

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She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..

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(206): She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out.. http://tfl.nu/vlup

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