I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
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