Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
mondays should just be called national damage control day
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Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
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I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.