we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
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You were screaming at a bartender last night for not referring to you as god.
and apparently I tried to pay for beer with a tampon.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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