i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
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I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
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I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
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