I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
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I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
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I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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