The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
got arrested for "breaking and entering" last night when i supposedly went into the wrong house made a sandwich and tried jerking off to porn on the tv...the cops told me they came in while my dick was out...oh and i missed work this morning and got fired
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
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i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
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Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
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