it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
Randomize