So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
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We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
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He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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