she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
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she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
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Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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