You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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