Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
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I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
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All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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