sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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