kristin has been a bad kristin
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
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If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
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stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
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