I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
party gras won. party gras always wins.
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
Randomize
