Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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