Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
You have to summon your inner elephant
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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