sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
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Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
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PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.