some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
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I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
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The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.