He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
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i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
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The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!