worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
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She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
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