Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
You tipped the Uber driver extra for taking your phone away while you were drunk texting
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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