I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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