why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
Pooping to opera.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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