wake up i wanna do it froggy style
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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