i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
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