Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
I just gargled with NyQuil
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
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