dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
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I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
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The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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