I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
Just pee around me
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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