You know the commpass Jack Sparrow has? The one that just points at whatever you want? Thas pretty much my moral compass.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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