Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
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