I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
smell my finger.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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