She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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