How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
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I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
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I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
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