I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
This show inspires me to have sex in space
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.