i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
operation have a gay friend backfired
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Here’s Everything Coming To Netflix This July
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
19 Of The Creepiest (Most Inexplicable) Things People Experienced
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover