But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
17 Women That Lost Condoms Up Their Lady Parts
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
23 People Confess The Most F*cked Up Thing Guests Have Done In Their House
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.