Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
These People Are The Epitome of Lazy
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
Disturbing Scenes People Witnessed As Children
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.