I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
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The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
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Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
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you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?