Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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