Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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