i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
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Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
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Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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