The maid of honor just puked.
i don't like sucking hair
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
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i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
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Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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