Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
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